Why is the bandage on the leg?

There is this joke.
A sick guy comes to the doctor. His leg is tied up in a bandage.
- What's hurting? - asks the doctor.
- My head, - answers the sick guy.
- But why is the bandage on the leg?
- It drooped...
I told this joke sometimes when I was at a friends house. They asked me to tell something funny - so I told this.
Everyone laughed.
Only the elderly man, sitting on the table across from me looked at me strangely, looked like he was thinking for a
second, and after that leaned across the table and said:
Excuse me, I believe I didn't understand... What was hurting?
- The head.
- Then why is the bandage on the leg?
- It drooped.
- Alright! - said the man with a sad expression and then for some reason sighed. After that he looked like he started
thinking again.
- I don't understand! - he said after a couple of minutes. - I don't see the humor here!.. Let's think logically:
his head was hurting, right?
- His head.
- But then why was the bandage on the leg?
- It drooped!
- Strange! - said the man, and stood up from the table. He went to the window and smoke for a long time, thoughtfully
looking into the darkness. I was drinking tea.
After some time he walked away from the window, and sat down next to me.
- Cut me into pieces - I don't understand the joke! Because if the guy's head is hurting, why the hell would he
tie up his leg?
- But he didn't tie up his leg! - I said. - He died up his head!
- But then how did the bandage get on the leg?!
- It drooped...
He stood up and looked closely into my eyes.
- Let's go outside! - he suddenly said determinately. - We need to talk!
We walked into the lobby.
- Listen, - he said, putting his arm on my shoulder, - is this really a fun joke, or are you joking?
- I think it's funny! - I said.
- But where is the humor in it?
- I don't know, - I said. - It just is funny!
- Maybe you missed some part of it?
- What part?
- Well, let's say the sick guy only had one leg?
- Why would he only have one leg?
- If you consider it a possibility that the bandage actually drooped, it would have to be around both legs while
passing the body!.. Or it was a one-legged cripple...
- No! - I detereminately repelled this assumption. - The sick guy wasn't a crippled!
- Then how did the bandage get on the leg?
- It drooped! - I whispered.
He wiped the cold sweat off his head.
- Maybe, the doctor was Rabinovich? - he suddenly asked.
- In what way?! - I didn't understand.
- Well, in what way could you be Rabinovich?.. In a funny way...
- No, - I cut him off. - He wasn't Rabinovich in this way.
- Then who was he in this way?
- I don't know! Possibly, an Englishman or a Kirghiz...
- Why a Kirghiz?
- Because his dad and his mom were Kirghiz!
- Well of course, - he nodded understandingly, - if the parents are Kirghiz, then of course...
- Well that's great! - I was happy. - Finally you understand everything.
- I still don't understand what was hurting for the sick guy!
- Good night. - I said, put on my coat and went home.
One hour in the morning my phone rang.
- I'm calling because of your joke, - his voice said from the phone. - I just can't fall asleep. This leg can't leave
my head!.. There is humor in this, right?!
- Yes there is! - I confirmed.
- So. I get that... I'm not an idiot! I mean I have an education... Told my wife the joke - she laughs. But why -
I don't understand... This isn't by any chance, the answer of the Armenian radio?
- No! - I said.
- Then I just don't know what to do, - he started whining.
He called me the next evening.
- I talked to some experts here, - he said. - They all say that the bandage couldn't have drooped!
- To hell with the bandage! - I yelled. - If it couldn't then it couldn't! What do you want from me?!
- I want to clarify this problem, - he angrily answered. - This is a principle thing for me! I'm at a responsible job.
I have to be witty!..
I hung up.
Following that, the next days he called me a number of times and even came to visit me.
I cursed, got mad at him, tried to chase him away - everything failed.
He didn't even get mad at me.
He looked at me with his bright clear eyes and mumbled:
- You have to understand, this is necessary for me... I often go out of country... I have to have a sense of humor...
That is where I decided to write a story about him.
About a man, who wants to decipher the mystery of humor with the help of a dry multiplication table.
I brought my story to the satirical section of a magazine.
The redactor laughed for a while.
- What a moron! - he said. - Are there really people like that?
- There are, - I said. - Saw them myself.
- Well then, we'll print it. - said the redactor. Then he leaned close to my ear, and quietly asked: - But you can tell
me please - what was really hurting?!
- The head, - barely hearably I whispered.
- But then why the bandage on the leg?..
I understood, that this story probably won't be printed.

weil ich schreiben kann spalter? :-)


irgendwie scheint es als ob du mich flamst ohne einen grund zu haben, und deine flames sind auch nicht gerade erste klasse, hmmmmmmmmmm

zwischendrin bleibt aber immer etwas zeit zum flamen :D
Naja, ich muss jetzt auch weg, ich flame später weiter

Siehste mal, was ich für rechte hab :D
Haste eigentlich noch deine Offspring page? (du warst das doch oder?)

Also ich habe eine Demo von TacOps 3.0, das ist so eine taktische Militärsimulation auf Batallionsebene. Kann es sein, daß ich oder du ein anderes TacOps meinst?

Also, soo viel besser find ichs auch net. Aber is mal ne nützliche Abwechslung. Im Gegensatz zu CS is da wenigstens die Feuergeschwindigkeit der Waffen realisisch..bei CS hält ja son Magzin ne Ewigkeit. Allerdings find ich das game ein wenig ZU actionlastig, da is CS wirklich ein taktischerer Shooter...is aber Geschmacksache.

strike force hat aber 30 server und 10 spieler,

tac ops ist fast paced action und 1000 spieler immer online :D

Bitte keine Beleidígungen

lol,sowas von dir,hätt ich ja nie gedacht^^

voll der grund spalter :)

aber auch egal, denk was du willst

zockt nun jemand mit mir ne runde? :D

serious sam ist auch nich schlecht, habs vor ein paar wochen ausprobiert, ist auch viel mehr strategie als ich dachte